SciVet - Don't tell me more

 Usually SciVet comics are depictions of situations and comedic moments that happen to friends and colleagues, and rarely something that happens to me. This comic has little to no scientific background and aids in nothing but to vent over a very frustrating Tuesday. Non the less I hope all my colleagues and friends working abroad can break a smile or at least relate! For my Portuguese friends I would like to hear the funny tales involving the holiday makers that have these boats, houses, love wine and probably have been to Spain and not Portugal. Have you met these people?